What is Static Schmatic

Static Schmatic is the all-natural solution to embarrassingly clingy moments.  From your hair to your black yoga pants, static can hit at anytime, and now there is a safe, breathable way to eliminate it.  Our proprietary recipe consists of organic aloe vera juice, sea salt and other plant-based ingredients that are commonly found in your home.  Our natural formula doesn't leave a residue, scent or create build up.  It's quite discreet, really, and does its simple job extremely well.  Static Schmatic gives you the power to safely battle static in a graceful and stylish way.  
PS - Static has a mind of its own and regenerates itself.  Just keep this with you at all times.