We're thrilled you're here & want to make shopping with us as friendly as possible.

Here are some of our policies.




Free shipping to the USA on all orders over $30. Your order will be sent by regular USPS mail unless otherwise selected.  Please allow 3-5 days for your order to be processed prior to being shipped. 



We want to make life better! All orders can be returned. 

If your order arrives damaged or is defective, please contact Whitney at to arrange for replacement. This is quick and easy.

If you're not happy with your purchase for any reason, please contact Whitney at to arrange for a refund. Please make sure to do this within 15 days of receiving your order. Unfortunately, shipping charges cannot be refunded.

We hope you love Static Schmatic!



We are located in sunny Utah and are required to charge sales tax to all orders shipped within our state.  If you live in another state, you are responsible for complying with your state's current tax laws regarding Internet sales.



Please send us an email with any feedback, comments, ideas or questions.  Whitney checks this all day long and will get back to you ASAP.


If you're interested in carrying Static Schmatic in your store, please contact us at  We will get back to you right away to set up your account. Thank you.  We look forward to working together!