Static Schmatic Terms & Conditions

Welcome to the STATIC SCHMATIC website (the "Site"). Please read these terms carefully.  Your use of the Site constitutes your agreement to these terms. STATIC SCHMATIC reserves the right to make changes to the Site and to these Terms of Use from time to time. When we make changes, we will post them here. You may wish to check this section from time to time, because by visiting the Site, you agree to accept any such changes.


STATIC SCHMATIC prides itself in providing exclusive, quality merchandise online. Some featured items may be available only in limited quantities or only while supplies last. Once an item is out of stock, we will attempt to remove the item promptly from display on STATICSCHMATIC.COM. Display of an item on STATICSCHMATIC.COM is not a guarantee that the item is currently in stock or that it will be available on our website when you visit again. If you are unable to locate a particular item that caught your attention on a previous visit to the Site or if you have any questions concerning the availability of a particular item, please contact STATIC SCHMATIC at  We will do our best to  meet your requests whenever possible.


Please allow 3-5 business days to process all orders on  We stand behind our quality and performance of all of STATIC SCHMATIC products. STATIC SCHMATIC does not accept any returns of products sold on STATICSCHMATIC.COM.  If your product arrives damaged or is defective, you may send it back within 10 days for an exchange.  Please be sure to include your receipt.  Sorry, shipping charges cannot be refunded.  


STATIC SCHMATIC will make every reasonable effort to display its merchandise on the Site as accurately as possible. Unfortunately, various factors, including the display and color capabilities of your computer monitor, may significantly affect what you actually see on your screen. STATIC SCHMATIC is not responsible for the display of any color, texture or detail of its merchandise on your computer screen and cannot guarantee the accuracy thereof.


The entire content (images and text) of STATIC SCHMATIC is copyrighted and may not be reproduced, published, broadcast, posted, modified, transmitted, displayed, distributed, downloaded or otherwise used except as provided herein without the express written permission of STATIC SCHMATIC.

All STATIC SCHMATIC trademarks, trade names, service marks, service names, product names, and intellectual property, whether or not delineated in large print or with trademark symbols or in any other fashion, are trademarks and/or intellectual property of STATIC SCHMATIC, INC. or other owners that were granted the right to use such intellectual property. The unauthorized use of the trademarks or any other intellectual property of STATIC SCHMATIC, INC. or of its affiliated companies is expressly prohibited.  


This website, its contents and sales of merchandise through the use of this website are intended solely for the personal, noncommercial use of our clients. You may download or copy the content displayed on the Site for your personal use only. No right, title or interest in any downloaded materials or software is transferred to you as a result of any such downloading or copying. Merchandise is not offered for resale.


Any comments, suggestions, ideas, materials and other submissions ("User Comments") that you send to STATIC SCHMATIC are provided on a non-confidential basis. By submitting User Comments, you are granting STATIC SCHMATIC an irrevocable and unrestricted license for any purpose whatsoever, including use, reproduction, publication, broadcast, posting, modification, transmission, display, and distribution. However, because we value the trust that you have placed in us, we will not use any of your personal information (name, etc.) in connection with your User Comments without your consent. For further information regarding STATIC SCHMATIC's protection of your personal information, please see our Privacy Statement.

You agree that no User Comments submitted by you to the Site will violate any right of any third party, including copyright, trademark, privacy or other personal or proprietary rights. You further agree that no User Comments submitted by you to the Site will be or contain libelous or otherwise unlawful, abusive or obscene material. You are and shall remain solely responsible for the content of any User Comments you make.


When you access a non-STATIC SCHMATIC website, please realize that it is independent of us. Linking to any off-site pages is at your own risk. STATIC SCHMATIC makes no warranties or representations about any non-STATIC SCHMATIC website and has no responsibility for such websites or their content. In addition, certain third party sites may also provide links to STATIC SCHMATIC Site. None of such links should be deemed to imply that STATIC SCHMATIC endorses such third party sites or any content therein.

By accessing the Site, each user also agrees not to use STATIC SCHMATIC to post or transmit any offensive, harmful, unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, abusive, hateful, inflammatory, pornographic or profane material or any material that could constitute or encourage conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or would otherwise violate the law. STATIC SCHMATIC reserves the right to take such action as it deems appropriate in cases where STATIC SCHMATIC websites are used to disseminate such materials. 


Prices displayed on STATIC SCHMATIC are quoted in U.S. currency and are valid and effective only in the United States. Prices are subject to change at any time.